<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210</id><updated>2012-02-16T06:43:55.793-05:00</updated><category term='quotes'/><category term='lorem ipsum'/><category term='advertising'/><category term='as seen on tv'/><category term='junk'/><category term='JargonTalk'/><category term='books'/><category term='Lexidiem'/><category term='National Lampoon'/><title type='text'>The C.O.B.</title><subtitle type='html'>&lt;i&gt;Rants, musings and screeds from The Cranky Old Buzzard&lt;/i&gt;</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-2624789239572064898</id><published>2010-02-03T09:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-02-03T16:57:00.806-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lexidiem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='JargonTalk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='advertising'/><title type='text'>The Power of Advertising</title><summary type='text'>There are ads, then there are ads…    Viagra: Wood      Advertising Agency: TBWA\PHS, Helsinki, Finland       Art Director: Tuukka Tujula       Copywriter: Taro Korhonen       Illustrator: Elisa Konttinen       Photographer: Kimmo Virtanen       Post-production: Fake Graphics       Art buyer: Kirsi Pärni       Published: November 2009    Some ads just tell it like it is, and require absolutely no</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/2624789239572064898/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=2624789239572064898&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/2624789239572064898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/2624789239572064898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2010/02/power-of-advertising.html' title='The Power of Advertising'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-678590088421027044</id><published>2010-01-30T11:24:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-30T11:28:23.355-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lexidiem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='JargonTalk'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='books'/><title type='text'>50 Most Captivating Book Covers of All Time</title><summary type='text'>Can you judge a book by its cover?  Saturday morning diversion: went looking for original 1951 cover of the late J.D. Salinger's classic The Catcher in the Rye and stumbled into this amazing resource that had so many favorites.   Judging the Book: 50 Most Captivating Covers of All Time  The author states in part:      “They say that you can’t judge a book by its cover, but every year publishers </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/678590088421027044/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=678590088421027044&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/678590088421027044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/678590088421027044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2010/01/50-most-captivating-book-covers-of-all.html' title='50 Most Captivating Book Covers of All Time'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh3.ggpht.com/_tZZvusrPnuo/S2RdPY4hiiI/AAAAAAAAAnM/AQCTNA375II/s72-c/catch22-cover_thumb%5B9%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-1639925346483882812</id><published>2010-01-26T12:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-26T12:47:02.056-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='National Lampoon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lexidiem'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='JargonTalk'/><title type='text'>Deteriorata / Desiderata</title><summary type='text'>You are a fluke of the universe.        You have no right to be here.  "Deteriorata" is a famous parody of San Francisco radio and television personality Les Crane's spoken word recording of "Desiderata." It was recorded by National Lampoon as part of their 1972 National Lampoon Radio Dinner album. Les Crane himself admitted to preferring this version over his own Grammy-winning recording of the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/1639925346483882812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=1639925346483882812&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/1639925346483882812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/1639925346483882812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2010/01/deteriorata-desiderata.html' title='Deteriorata / Desiderata'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh4.ggpht.com/_tZZvusrPnuo/S18qlX17x3I/AAAAAAAAAm4/OK7GqmcTJhU/s72-c/videoa4802be4af5a%5B9%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-6689585472554866283</id><published>2009-05-02T05:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T17:53:50.575-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='as seen on tv'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='junk'/><title type='text'>Electronic pest repellent force-field in your home!</title><summary type='text'>But wait… stay tuned for our Special Offer!  I have some neighbors who truly love to buy things that they see on the infomercials that appear on late-night television. I won't name them but let's just call them Wally and Wanda, a nice couple approaching retirement age.  Wally is always picking up the phone and responding to the ads and infomercials for special “male products” such as the Enzyte </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/6689585472554866283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=6689585472554866283&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/6689585472554866283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/6689585472554866283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2009/05/electronic-pest-repellent-force-field.html' title='Electronic pest repellent force-field in your home!'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-7002218568243461205</id><published>2009-04-19T05:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-19T10:59:44.953-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quotes'/><title type='text'>Zappa on Absurdity</title><summary type='text'>  To me — absurdity is the only reality.        ~ Frank Zappa  The legendary Frank Zappa (1940–1993) was a prolific American composer, musician, record producer, and film director. In a career spanning more than thirty years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, electronic, orchestral, and musique concrete works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/7002218568243461205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=7002218568243461205&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/7002218568243461205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/7002218568243461205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2009/04/zappa-on-absurdity.html' title='Zappa on Absurdity'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://lh6.ggpht.com/_tZZvusrPnuo/SowTXxx-LpI/AAAAAAAAAkU/5xdHkrYk-dk/s72-c/videoa2eebf5b78dd%5B21%5D.jpg?imgmax=800' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2387011842747345210.post-3992537192987864406</id><published>2009-03-27T21:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-28T00:45:50.794-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lorem ipsum'/><title type='text'>So it begins...</title><summary type='text'>           Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Duis arcu enim, vestibulum id, aliquam quis, ullamcorper at, sem. Nunc felis massa, feugiat id, auctor et, interdum eget, arcu. Phasellus massa. Proin iaculis pretium diam. Vivamus ac lacus id nunc faucibus ornare. Mauris nunc massa, eleifend lacinia, mollis sed, sagittis in, massa. Phasellus est purus, molestie eget, tincidunt </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/feeds/3992537192987864406/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2387011842747345210&amp;postID=3992537192987864406&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/3992537192987864406'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2387011842747345210/posts/default/3992537192987864406'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://crankyold.blogspot.com/2009/03/so-it-begins.html' title='So it begins...'/><author><name>JargonTalk</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00175462071956276019</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QwpR1tlY4iw/Thx5KG1oSKI/AAAAAAAAA18/qWzgRgnty-E/s220/-014a_01.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
